Last night I had a few drinks.
(no surprise there)
Whilst driving home, I spotted
a McDonalds and thought,
"damn, it's been a while,
I should stop there."
Then I made a deal with myself.
'Self,' says I, 'you will not go there
tonight, but you can have it for
lunch tomorrow if you still
feel like you desire it.'
... a pretty solid logic for somone
with a solid buzz going.
I give myself credit.
So today, I stopped there for lunch.
What a terrible idea that was.
McDonalds is only good at 2:30am
when you're drunk enough not to
realize exactly how shitty the
food you're putting into
your mouth really is.
Excuse me, I have to use the restroom.
Ok, I'm back.
Where was I?
|The Evil Empire.|
McDonalds is such garbage,
you need to be severely intoxicated
not to realize the nutritional value
of your consumption is equal to
that of not eating a meal at all.
In fact, it's worse.
Not only is there nothing worth
eating at this place, what
they do have is really
terrible for the body.
Why are these place so popular?!
Oh right... it's cheap and quick.
Damn, convenience... you win again.
(next time I eat it, I'll be wasted)