#ImSingle

Ok... so I started a trend

today on the Twitter.

Here is a list of:

The ones that I posted.

Ones that others posted.

John Powers @ComicJohnPowers

 

#ImSingle because most female comedians are ugly. 

#ImSingle because @ChewyComedy is a lesbian.

#ImSingle because I don't put out on the first date.

#ImSingle because at some point this month she is gonna have PMS #whatsthepoint?

#ImSingle because people think I smoke #hash

#ImSingle because my hashtag isn't trending yet. 

 

#ImSingle because I can't get @Tmz to come to The Power Hour comedy show this Saturday at @EastVille ...6:30pm ET 

 

#ImSingle because nobody responded to my subway advertisement. twitpic.com/4sn38f

 

#ImSingle because chicks don't dig grunge rock.

 

#ImSingle because the @ClattyLads are putting an album out and I wanna hook up at their release party... 

 

#ImSingle because @PamelaAnderson had to go and get Hepatitis...

 

#ImSingle because chivalry is dead. 

 

#ImSingle because my Grandma says I shouldn't buy a cow when the milk is free. 

 

#ImSingle because you can't just wear a T-Shirt to tell women how good you are at cunnalingus. 

 

#ImSingle because I can't find @jennymccarthy's cousin on Match.com...

 

Joe Pontillo @JoePontillo
#ImSingle because I periodically dump my girlfriend just so we can have great make up sex 3 hours later when we get back together.

#ImSingle because @FunDuncan is a dude.

 

#ImSingle ... the 2nd bedroom in my apartment is an office/recording studio.

 

#ImSingle because there will never be room for a carseat in my convertible.

 

#ImSingle because @la_rire lives too far away.

 

#ImSingle because eventually rufies wear off...

 

#ImSingle because I don't like sharing wine.

 

#ImSingle because I don't care for reality tv.

 

#ImSingle because I have never listened to an entire @ShaniaTwain song.

 

Nigel A. Fullerton @NigelFullerton 

#ImSingle Because @ComicJohnPowers started this Topic

 

#ImSingle because I like singing along with grunge rock on road trips.

 

#ImSingle because I prefer not to share popcorn at the movies.

 

#ImSingle because @Trojan Maximum is just not big enough.

 

#ImSingle because it's not me... it's you.

 

#ImSingle ... so I can fart anytime, anywhere. Really loud.

 

#ImSingle because @Tregesy has a boyfriend.

 

#ImSingle ...so I can go bowling and not have to wait for anyone before it's my turn again.

 

#ImSingle because @ShanteCosme hasn't let me take her out in 10 years.

 

#ImSingle ...so the only disease I can catch is narcissism.

 

#ImSingle because @kendracomedy lives in Brooklyn.

 

#ImSingle because my hand looked more appealing than every girl at that bar last night.

 

#ImSingle because @JillKrebs won't give me a chance. 

 

#ImSingle because people read my blog on #thecomedypoint

  

#ImSingle because I don't like having feminine hygiene products in my medicine cabinet.

 

#ImSingle because it's impossible for any "real" woman to live up to my expectations.

 

#ImSingle so I can makeout with anyone anytime and nobody cares.

 

#ImSingle ...so I can wear the same boxers all week and nobody cares.

That is all for now.
Thanks for reading.