Natural Born Killers

So... Mickey and Mallory are back.

Check this out, true story.

There is currently a fugitive on the loose.

A few days ago, a woman threw wire cutters

into a private prison facility, where her husband,

and two other inmates cut the fence and escaped.

Really?!

Is this a prison, or a gated community?

Why (or how) is it possible to:

a) get wire cutters

b) cut the gate!?

So three inmates and this insane woman were on the run.

Two of the inmates were "captured" and we learn that

the man and woman are fiancées and cousins.

(you can't make this shit up)

They interviewed the man's stepfather (why?!),

and he explained that, "they think they're 

Bonnie and Clyde, but they're not."

Whew.  I thought fictional characters were real.

If these two idiots could be any fictional fugitives,

I'd want them to be Mickey and Mallory from

Natural Born Killers.  Those two were cool.

Start a trend.  Inspire people to be free.

... get Robert Downey, Jr. 

and Denis Leary involved.

Where's Rodney Dangerfield when you need him?