New Hashtag... #TooSoon

So... I thought I'd made some jokes to offend people.

#TooSoon ...here they are:

Tonight I'm gonna wear a John Wilkes-Booth costume to see Lincoln. #TooSoon

I think I'm gonna do some blow with Whitney Houston and Billy Mays... #TooSoon

#NobodyCares about the Mets giving David Wright an extension... they're still going to suck. #TooSoon

Tonight I'm gonna dress up as @officialmculkin and beat the crap out of Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern. #TooSoon

I'm gonna hire a bunch of actors to portray paparazzi and chase the prince of England's new wife around. #TooSoon

Tonight I'm gonna dress like a spider and scare the crap out of @Jeff_Daniels #TooSoon?

 

@NICKIMINAJ it's been one week since #PinkFriday and my life is greatly improved as a result. Best album ever. #Sarcasm #TooSoon

Tonight I'm gonna dress like @Captsully and fly my plane through a flock of birds and then into the Hudson. #TooSoon http://youtu.be/vPnSGyAJ_9U 

Tomorrow I'm going to dress like Aaliyah and go for a flight in a small plane. #TooSoon

Tonight I'm gonna dress as Burgess Meredith and inspire @TheSlyStallone to do things that concern boxing.

Tonight I'm taking @rihanna to a boxing match. #TooSoon