Friday, December 14, 2012

New Hashtag... #TooSoon

So... I thought I'd made some jokes to offend people.
#TooSoon ...here they are:


Tonight I'm gonna wear a John Wilkes-Booth costume to see Lincoln.

I think I'm gonna do some blow with Whitney Houston and Billy Mays...

about the Mets giving David Wright an extension... they're still going to suck.

Tonight I'm gonna dress up as and beat the crap out of Joe Pesci and Daniel Stern.

I'm gonna hire a bunch of actors to portray paparazzi and chase the prince of England's new wife around.

Tonight I'm gonna dress like a spider and scare the crap out of ?
 
it's been one week since and my life is greatly improved as a result. Best album ever.

Tonight I'm gonna dress like and fly my plane through a flock of birds and then into the Hudson.

Tomorrow I'm going to dress like Aaliyah and go for a flight in a small plane.

Tonight I'm gonna dress as Burgess Meredith and inspire to do things that concern boxing.

Tonight I'm taking to a boxing match.
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Nirvana - Kurt Cobain + Paul McCartney = X

Upon getting word that Paul McCartney was playing 
with the surviving members of Nirvana
...the twitter world went wild. 

Being a Nirvana (and Beatles) fan... so did this guy.
 
12 Dec
... the final sign of the apocalypse. Paul McCartney is the new Kurt Cobain.
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Twist and Milk It
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Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge on Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
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The Man Who Sold the Stamps at the Bingo Hall
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Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge in the Afterlife
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The irony is that 's biggest influence was John Lennon. 
The concert those two are having in heaven will be incredible tonight.
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