Friday, June 4, 2010

Dormant


So, I've been living in Florida
since January and already people
are wondering why I'm not doing
Standup Comedy every weekend...

I've (only) done three shows
since I've been down here.

Just because I'm more selective with
where and when I will be performing ($)
does not mean that my creative juices (eww)
aren't flowing just as strongly as they ever did.

...there is a new "Music" page to my website!

I've been jamming again,
and working on websites, designs,
and some more animation for all you
lovers of the Monkeys Testing Condoms!

I'm not just lying dormant
on the side of a river
wondering why
comedy in
Florida
isn't
like
NY
...

So don't fret.
Comedy is what I do.
It takes on many forms.
...but I will never stop attempting
to make people laugh at me.

Thank you.
- John

Saturday, May 22, 2010

Google 30th Anniversary Pac-Man Easter Egg!

(http://www.google.com/)

So... for Pac-Man's 30th Anniversary,
Google decided to allow visitors to
play this classic game on their home page.

Many people enjoyed this yesterday,
but I'm not sure if they found the Easter Egg.

If you hit "insert coin" the game begins.
When you hit it AGAIN Ms. Pac-Man
shows up, and you can play the game
with two players simultaniously!

Using "WASD" you can control
Ms. Pac-Man while your friend
controls Pac-Man with the arrows.

Thanks Google.
... pretty cool.


- John Powers

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Shameless Plug


So, I'm doing a show this friday.
It's in Cocoa Beach, off A1A.

Duncan Jay is producing it.
It should be a great show.

Stop by.
Laugh a bit.

Also, a reminder that "Shiti Field" T-Shirts
are still available for you to proudly wear
to a baseball game in boycot of corporate
sponsors who can't pay for their own
name on the stadium of a pro team.

4432289-4666736

That is all.
... as you were.

Sunday, July 5, 2009

Blogging: A Beginning




So... I'm not a blogger.

Nobody cares what I think.
The only reason people sometimes
listen to me is because they are forced to.

I'm on a stage, and they're sitting down.
They need to listen, because I have a microphone.
(they are drunk and their words don't make sense)

My opinions and ideas are unlike anyone else's,
I look at the world from a different angle.

So, listen to what I have to say... if you want.
Perhaps I'll post another blog sometime.

Love John

JohnJPowers.com